more bad things to eat

More than raw pecans (see previous rant), I cannot stand goat cheese. And yes, I know that no one cares that I hate goat cheese.

In the past few years, goat cheese has become the hip gourmet ingredient for everything.
It's on pizza, in salad, risotto dishes, served on platters, on and on. In the food world, it ain't cool if it ain't got goat cheese.

Well, I'm going to be a leader and say it: goat cheese sucks. Come on, you know it does, so stop trying to be hip and pretending to enjoy this crap.

It tastes like grandpa's hair smells. Think about it - it comes from the ninnies of a goat. Goats eat anything, including garbage.

I know that when my wife was pregnant, what she ate affected the milk that my children ingested. If she ate onions, that meant a screaming baby. Don't tell me that garbage goes into a goat but doesn't come out through the ninnies and into the milk/cheese.

Take all of the world's goat cheese and feed it back to the goats. They'll eat anything no matter how bad it sucks.