there are few things more comical to me than people who think they are a little more neato than everyone else. like the people at work, for example, who park their vehicles diagonally across two straight-on parking spots in such a manner that no one can park right next to them and put a ding in the door of their mediocre transportation device.

but what's funny is, now all the neatos have begun parking right next to each other diagonally just as close together as they would in the straight-on slots. and the thing is, the parking places at work are really very generously sized to begin with.

if they were half as neat as they envision themselves, they would be driving things like bentleys, audi RS6s, BMW M6s, porsche caymans, etc. then, it wouldn't be so laughable.