Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Pecans

Christ I hate pecans. I have tried to like them. I like nuts. I like almost all nuts, but I have decided I hate pecans. In fact, I think everyone really hates pecans. Unless they are covered in brown sugar or something gooey. You southern bastards love pecans and you are the only ones. But then, you eat pig snouts and weird shit like that.

Pecans suck and they resemble shriveled labia when shelled.

Fuck you, pecans.