It's how business gets done.

I kid you not. The text listed below appeared on our corporate website as part of a press release. I have removed certain words and names to avoid litigation should this get into the wrong hands, but still the meaning (or lack thereof) is clear (or not). These words came directly from our CEO, or at least from one of his minions. But what I would really like to know is.......what did he say??????

"Beginning with a timely merger approval unencumbered by divestitures and a very effective integration management process with an intense focus on the customer and employee experience from day one, we are off to a fast start. We are integrating…operations and we are on course to deliver on these opportunities. Our improved outlook for synergies will more than fund the additional commitments we are planning for our infrastructure. This added investment will continue to differentiate (us) and reflects our positive view of growth prospects."